Since my boyfriend doesn't want to hear my complaints, and my girlfriends don't need to hear them, I'm going to log it here from now on, in the hopes that one day, after I am fed up enough, he might read this and glean a bit of insight into all the things he has done that have created the emotionally shut up girlfriend with the sewn shut vagina. Maybe my suggestions will come in handy when he finds his perfect girlfriend. Or serve as a warning for her. Whichever.
Enjoy the trainwreck.